1. Freddie Mitchell WR Eagles- The man caught one meaningful ball in his entire career on a 4th and long and thinks he is the all time greatest WR. He thought so much of himself that he gave himself nicknames such as “First Down Freddie” and “Fred-Ex” (because he said he always delivers). YOU MADE ONE CATCH!
2. Mercury Morris RB Miami Dolphins- Dude, you weren’t even the best RB on your team when the Dolphins went undefeated! I hate having to listen to this guy run his mouth every year when some team starts out the season 10-0. Talk about your stereotypical bitter old man. Bitter that he isn’t still playing. Bitter that he wasn’t the best RB on his team. Bitter that his mother named him after a planetary body. Bitter that his name is an alliteration. Alright, that’s enough. I loathe him.
3. Chad Johnson/OchoCinco/Esteban WR Cincinnati Bengals- If anyone runs their mouth more than Mercury Morris, it’s Chad. You send ridiculous gifts to opposing defenses to let them know what you’re going to do to them. How did that work out on Darrelle Revis? You got owned in both games against him! Perhaps you should have kept the anti-perspirant to yourself. You stink!
And last but certainly not least!
4. Braylon Edwards WR NYJ- You had one decent year and somehow you think you deserve top 5 WR money. You drop the ball in Cleveland, you say you were unhappy. You drop the ball in New York, you say thank you to Cleveland for letting him go. You act like you had a hand in the Jets making the playoffs! I’m also pissed off that you didn’t catch enough balls to turn that paltry pick we got for your sorry ass into a 2nd rounder. But hey, I can’t get too upset with you since you have provided me with the entertainment of watching you drop TD pass after TD pass for the Jets.
Man, I must have something against WRs…..
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